Pacjent (Patient) and Lekarz (Doctor)
“A dwarf goes to see a doctor, and the doctor ... is also a dwarf".
Funny, isn't it? On a more serious note, medical assistance is sometimes necessary also in the world of dwarfs.
The most common ailments of dwarfs are colds from splashing in fountains and puddles, tummy aches from eating too much and all kinds of injuries, especially falls from heights and being knocked over by the big residents of Wrocław.
However, dwarfs don’t wait to see a doctor in long queues. Apparently the dwarf health system works more efficiently than ours.